Cats' facial expressions.

The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.

Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds.

Fat clothes.

Why a phone call between two women never lasts under ten minutes.

The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white and eggshell.

A good man might be hard to find, but a good hairdresser is next to impossible.

Eyelash curlers.

The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.