A woman applying for a job in a Florida lemon grove seemed way too qualified for the job.

"Look Miss," said the foreman, "have you any actual experience in picking lemons?"

"Well, as a matter if fact, I have" she replied. "I've been divorced three times."

*****

All eyes were on the radiant bride as her father escorted her down the aisle. They reached the altar and the waiting groom. The bride kissed her father and placed something in his hand.

The guests in the front pews responded with ripples of laughter. Even the priest smiled broadly.

As her father gave her away in marriage, the bride gave her father back his credit card.

*****

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead walk into a bar.

The redhead orders first and said, "I'll have a VT." "What's that?" the bartender asks. The red head rolls her eyes. "It's a vodka tonic."

Then the brunette orders. "I'll have an RC." "What's that?" the bartender asks. The brunette rolls her eyes. "It's a rum and Coke."

Finally, the blonde orders and says, "I'll have a 15." "What in the world could that be?" the bartender asks. The blonde rolls her eyes. "It's a 7&7, duh!"