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Barbecue rules

Wednesday, August 29, 2007

The routine ...

1. The woman buys the food.

2. The woman prepares the salad, vegetables and dessert.

3. The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill.

(Here comes the important part)

4. THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.

More routine ...

5. The woman goes inside to organize the plates and cutlery.

6. The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is burning. He thanks her and asks if she will bring him a drink.

(Another crucial step)

7. THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.

More routine ...

8. The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces and sets them on the table.

9. After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes.

10. Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for HIS cooking.

11. The man asks the woman how she enjoyed "her night off." And, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there's just no pleasing some women ...





 

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