Drain it ourselves
Mr. Trump said that he would “drain the swamp.” This is why I think that he can’t. There are two kinds of creatures in “the swamp:” Snakes (D) and Crawfish (R) and the crawfish can’t crawfish fast enough to keep from being eaten by the snakes.
However, with some of the latest developments in the investigation into what the snakes claim was collusion with the Russians, maybe we, the people not in “the swamp” have had just about enough that we will “drain the swamp” ourselves.
— Johnny Smith, Tyler